bitch don't kill my vibe

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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embraceyour-weirdness:

kissitbyebyebeb:

itsverypainfull:

awblaster:

…

No

lets not.

I swear i’m quitting if they make tumblr “safe for kids”

(via truuunicorn)

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thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

(via thats-so-meme)

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little-miss-tiny:

grrrlfever:

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

that’s good to know

(via laughcentre)

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lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
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your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

(via manda)

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aqualized:

p-urecub:

p-urecub

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TumbleOn)
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